my boyfriend is playing dont starve and theres a fucking karkat mod shsjdhlshsg

vorethewealthy:

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices

cursedspite:

cursedspite:

i genuinely don’t understand why mary shelley’s writing style is so underappreciated because the first page of matilda just left me speechless

exhibit a

rianphin:

How are people rich in their 20s like what is that about

nepotism

sapphixxx:

Hey guys I know Spider Gwen has a really cool design and all but please remember she’s a middle schooler. If you sexualize her I’m gonna have to repossess your teeth.

weirdmageddon:

flintlesbian:

mutantapologist:

Is this what mitski meant when she said give me one good movie kiss

be the cowboy

jimhensonreject:

Honestly my favorite part of Homestuck is that for a solid chunk of the story amongst all of the then-disguised characters harassing the then-main characters one in specifically deals with the main-est character backwards, so he starts out knowing everything about him and hating and insulting him and as we follow the main character his harasser gets less and less mad until it turns out that during their first conversation from the harasser’s side the main character is so used to him he acts friendly and the harasser asks him out, finds out he’s straight, and promptly starts talking to him backwards in time for the sole purpose of being too embarrassed to talk to him with that knowledgeable and honestly same

scotchtapeofficial:

embalm:

Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

the waiter returning five minutes later: the op says feel free to tag as kin.

egbudiwe:

norcumi:

lynati:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”